Local Man Running For Governor

by Doug Draime

 Someone
 remarked
 that he
 looked
 a lot
 like
 Hugh
 Hefner.
 But to me
 he
 looked
 a lot
 like
 Bank of
 America
 with a
 white
 sheet
 over
 his head
 burning
 down the
 local
 food
 bank.